With our patented "spray". Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? And I don't really have a topic today. It sucks. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. GRAVITY IS EVIL! I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. Happy? It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? What values, you say? Sometimes I just do this, you know? *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? | 0.03 KB, Python | It's a worthy cause! while others are thinking "Who's John F. It was sad. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. That's what they need to do with the water. I may NEVER shut up. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? It was pretty good. Yes, that's right. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. (and redundancy!) It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. 1 hour ago Look verbatim up. Hmmmmgood question. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. And still frustrated. You could travel in a straight line at the speed of light for a million years and all you'd prove is that the universe is really, really big. Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. My mom said that she didn't care. My dude red. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. Yep. I hate Math. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken . Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Here we go! Now, those have possibilities. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? I need to find a topic. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! That made little sense. Yes. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. Did I mention that, yet. I now officially have proof that someone has been here! Megan has hair. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. My evil, EVIL sister. When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. Fire is free. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. Think about it. You say I'm really just talking to myself? Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. No? shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo ip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown int stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leon & Kreating. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! Fire is good. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. Too bad. My answer is simple. The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. I founded the secret message, you ok man? Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Men, of course, had no complaints. I want an elective. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. CAT CHOW!!! It will translate any thing, to anything else. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. It doesn't matter. Maybe they're here right now! I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? Then I completly understand. You beta losers better start acting like real men. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. And absolutly NO air-pressure. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) I'm back. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) So am I. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Waithowhow can I BE logic? We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! Good-bye. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. That sounds good, too. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. I'm back. This is just way too much of a change at once. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. Seeya! Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! Say it. I mean, after all, I made this site. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. But, the wings were'nt really special. So, we packed everthing up. and our Especially since I don't have viewers. Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. 1,330 comments The trick is the pineapple. May your day be shiney! Now, wasn't that entertainment. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. I'm back! I think. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. Now I do. Now I must take my leaveand remember. Shame on you! *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? What does it sound like? Shut yo bubble gum dum dum Sound Clip - Voicy Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. You're still here. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Everything is fine. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! 100% of something. So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. Good. Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? Ooooooo! Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? Pathetic. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! TACO is still in my heart. I'm back! I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. NO, wait. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Just like all those reports people have to do. It's just weird. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. OR something. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. I heard something and turned around, and there he was! 13 min ago *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! Hey, by the way. First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. Gee, I hope not! Needless to say, we ignored her. I'm bored. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. I wonder why anyone would read this? It's really stressfull. PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. And then go door to door distributing it. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. I'll just have to do the very best that I can. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. Okay, fire is loud. Won't that be fun? I know, unlikely, huh? I've seen it. Seeya. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. And once again suprised. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. EryeahI'm back. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. This is because she memorizes the questions. And more than slightly embarassed. What a crazy idea. does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Okay. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. I'm back. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. Okay, better leave. It just doesn't make any sense. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. Oooo! That must be it. After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. board and train for aggressive dogs; poundland pencil case; June 14, 2022 / / patron saint of those in mortal danger Are you surprised? I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. ALWAYS. Does it serve an obvious purpose? I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Or maybe not. Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! I don't understand it. Which is bad. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. Maybe she just doesn't like goat-smell. Welllet's see. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. There ARE aliens. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. This has been a weird day. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. Now THAT'S just weird. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! I've been a paranoid, conspiracy seeking mood lately and the newest threat to my sanity is: smoke detectors! Kick ass chew bubble gum. Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. She HATES and FEARS it. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. WAIDAMINIT!! It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. Are you ready? I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. Back to the original topic! I would be. HEEEEY! bubbleeees. Right? It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. Confusing, huh? Aren't I special? OkayI'm back. THen we go to library. But, what would be the fun in that? Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? I think. The number of licks, I mean. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. and our It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! I get done at 9:15. There is always someone worse off and better off than you. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. of toilet paper, to do everything. Autor de l'entrada Per ; Data de l'entrada superstore clinic phone number; pinewood forest apartments greensboro, . Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. This has been a public service announcment. This sound clip contains tags: ' 1 ', ' 2 ', ' 3 ', ' funny ', . If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. Yesthat's rightsuicide. Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. Traducir Tweet @ Ultima edicidn p. m. 20 abr 23, miloylannopoulos if you were offered $20,000 to eat this whole fruit platter by yourself in ONE WEEK would you be able to do it?? Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! HA! Surely you have heard of her? My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. Hey, it's the 3 r's! So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? Who'da thought it? Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. I accidently cut it with scizzors. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? And, are monkeys spelled monkies? Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". Maybe. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. Jul 2. My mother visited relatives. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! And I feel weird! On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. Number One: I could have cured cancer. A good one. *let the panic begin! I even impress myself. isnt paying attention. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. I hope I remember doing this. Keep pressing it. | 0.23 KB, C# | We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! I'm back. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Would it be cheating to fill it out again? This morning, my Mom came home from work. Seeya. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. How do you stop them? It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. Is it possible to make less sense? He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. If (and this is a big if) the world DOES survive, we can beg them for food, oxygen and other supplies. Air pressure. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. Shut yo bubble gum dum dum lookin ass tf up. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). You can't blame me. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? This would lead to a better, more stable economy. AwwwwwI'm touched! *sigh* My dogs are just weird. It'd be cool. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. This is a test, I repeat only a test. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. That just sounds nifty! It's a time honored tradition. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. THANKS FOR COMING! Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Maybe you're lost. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." I better go. We got there, we ate. Below is the best information and knowledge about dum dum bubble gum compiled and compiled by the bmr.edu.vn team, along with other related topics such as: dum dum bubble gum roast, shut yo dum dum bubble gum, dum dum bubble gum lollipops, do dum dums have gum inside, shut your bubblegum dum dum lyrics, shut yo dum dum bubble gum belt buckle, He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. My dadwas on this site. I think it's pretty funny.
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